THE DIMPLE OF DOOM
book one in the Samantha Lytton series
by Lucy Woodhull

Available in print and digital from:  Totally Bound, Amazon, AllRomance.com, B&N, Kobo.

"Ooh what a laugh.  Here I am sitting reading my book and looking like a complete nincompoop for laughing out loud at what looks to the rest of the world like nothing. ... From daring (but funny) art heists to steamy hotel moments to shoot outs, this was action packed, passion filled and funny from start to end.  A must read if ever I have seen one." -- TheJeepDiva.com

"The Dimple of Doom cracked me up. I laughed and laughed and then laughed some more." --
Smexy Books

"There's never a dull moment in The Dimple of Doom, and even when the stakes are at their highest, it's got a screwball comedy vibe I love. Also, Woodhull knows her way around a sex scene -- I definitely fanned myself more than once." -- Persephone Magazine

"So go...spend some money on this one...it's funny. Trust me. I'm hoping book two is on its way soon!" -- Ramblings From a Chaotic Mind

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It may sound like common sense, but never hump an art thief. Turns out, Samantha Lytton's Common-Sense-O-Meter is super duper broken.

Failed actress Samantha Lytton is getting along just fine in her lonely little life when a charming criminal called Sam or Nate or maybe even Richmond kisses her, square dances most provocatively, opens his not-so-wicked heart, and gets her in trouble with not one, but two international art theft rings as well as the LAPD.

She's either gonna end up in jail or famous.  Maybe both.

Along the way, she fights for her life and falls for this funny, sexy disaster of a man… and learns that finding happily-ever-after with yourself is the first step to real contentment. A cute dimple is just the second.

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THE DIMPLE STRIKES BACK
book two in the Samantha Lytton series
by Lucy Woodhull

Available in print and digital from:  Totally Bound, Amazon, AllRomance.com, B&N, Kobo.

"...this author can write really hot sex scenes in an otherwise, silly, quirky book. I appreciate that *wink* There are a few scenes and lines in this book that had me laughing so hard." -- Smexy Books

"Lucy Woodhull is an author you need to experience to understand. Her funny, energetic take on writing will make you laugh and swoon while constantly keeping you on edge." -- Ramblings From a Chaotic Mind

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If you can't beat them, join them…and then beat them.

Samantha Lytton, foiler of evildoers and roller-skate enthusiast, is back! What has she been up to since the events of THE DIMPLE OF DOOM? No big whoop-just being a movie star.

Samantha has just arrived in London to film her first leading role. Sam, would-be Picasso thief and lover, joins her to rev up her engine in the bad-boy way only he can. Life is full of sexy good times, money, and prestige galore! What could go wrong?

Ha ha-everything.

After a kidnapping attempt, Sam nobly dumps Samantha for her own good, the jerk. No matter, for Samantha is a successful woman of the world now and (after only spending one day lying on the floor and sobbing on her cheeseburgers) she jumps back into actress-mode with her sexy co-star Daniel Zhang. Hot movie star = best rebound ever. She barely even thinks about what's-his-name-until his evil ex-girlfriend shows up and gives Samantha an ultimatum she just can't refuse: steal a priceless artefact from the museum or die.

Is Sam in cahoots with the wicked ex? Can Samantha rob a museum and film a movie simultaneously? And why isn't a lady allowed to marry both a gorgeous Oscar-winner and an equally alluring criminal?

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THE WRATH OF DIMPLE
book three in the Samantha Lytton series
by Lucy Woodhull

Available now in print and digital from:  Totally Bound, Amazon, AllRomance, B&N, Kobo.

"There is something about this author that makes me laugh. I just can't help myself. ... And while this author gives us ridiculous scenes, she also writes very dirty sex. It's a great combination." -- Smexy Books

Unforgettable. That's what she's not.

Life is perfect for Samantha Lytton, big-screen superheroine. Her acting career flourishes, the bad guys from her past are in prison, and she's married her true love, be-dimpled ex-thief Sam. Everything is so rosy and idyllic, it's like a freaking princess movie. Well, an R-rated one. Nothing could mar Sam and Samantha's fairy-tale romance!

Except the moment in the emergency room when Sam, his head cracked open, turns to his beloved wife and asks, "Who the hell are you?"

He's suffering from...Samnesia! (At least he still laughs at Samantha's stupid puns.) How on earth does that happen? If Samantha is going to live her very own soap opera, she'd choose an evil twin over amnesia any day.

With no idea who has attacked Sam or why, Samantha is left in the depths of despair with a hunk who doesn't remember her, a creepy film director who's getting more threatening by the minute, and, oh, the people who continue to try to murder Sam. How do you solve a mystery wrapped in a head bandage inside an empty skull? Nothing a little Norwegian fish porn and a lot of cleavage can't fix. Hopefully.

Samantha needs every ounce of her courage to win her husband back before their enemies catch up to finish them both off. She thought their love was written in the stars, but it might just be scribbled on an Etch-A-Sketch.
RAGNAR AND JULIET, Books 1 & 2
by Lucy Woodhull

Released together in one edition for the first time!

Available exclusively in digital from Amazon.com

"Juliet is a rare gem of a character. She rebelled against her family and their high society ways to become a tough as nails bounty hunter with a passion for high heels, skanky clothes, books and antiques. I revel in a character like this because she is smart, funny, snarky, and just a little bit slutty, and she makes no apologies for who she is. I could only wish to be like that."  --  Bookwenches.com

"Ms. Woodhull's humor avoided slapstick and had me laughing almost every page.  When Juliet finally handles her commitment issues and quits running from Ragnar, I wanted to cheer. Ragnar and Juliet definitely deserves the JERR Silver Star Award. It's delightful! This book definitely goes in my re-read stack to keep me warm this winter!"  --  JustEroticRomanceReviews.com

"I enjoyed this one so much, I read it in one sitting... For lots of fun, some ridiculous situations and even sillier characters, a whole lotta love-making, and a darn good story, I wholeheartedly recommend Ragnar and Juliet by Lucy Woodhull. Read it and you'll be glad you did!"  --
TwoLipsReviews.com

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RAGNAR AND JULIET, a romantic comedy space opera, is a lesson in why bounty hunting hot men can be terrible for a girl's health, but glorious for her everything else.

Bounty hunting is usually so easy. Flash a little cleavage, mix a roofie cocktail, and Juliet has her man right where she wants him: out cold, ready to be swapped for cash.  Her passions are freedom, trashy clothes, and pie -- not necessarily in that order.

Hunky alien ship captain Ragnar doesn't deserve torture at the hands of the psychotic king who hired Juliet; he liberated one of William the Nefarious' illegal concubines. Juliet can't ignore such a noble act.  She doesn't trust men, but this one, with the kindest smile she's ever seen, picks away at her resolve to stay aloof and clothed.  He's just so... nice! Crazy she can deal with; sincerity is terrifying.

Before she gives in to her irrational urge to get a timeshare with him (and his cute tail), they're caught by the bad guys. Ragnar disappears and abandons her to her disgusting captors -- so much for togetherness. Perhaps he's not such a saint. Even worse, Nefarious William has nominated her for Concubine of the Evening. This dubious honor does not thrill her, and only a few hours remain before the king's mind control drugs obliterate her free will.

Sexual slavery might not be fatal, but Juliet would rather die. Of course, the third option (run away to a beach and hump Ragnar silly) is best, if they can live that long.

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RAGNAR AND JULIET 2:
CONCUBINE BOOGALOO
book two in the Ragnar and Juliet series
by Lucy Woodhull


"This is a hilarious book. It is equal to the original in its wild characters, even wilder situations, and well-written dialogue. I laughed my way through the first one while wondering what was going to happen next. I did the same with this sequel and if there's a third, I imagine I'll do the same with it.

This is definitely a recommended read.
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-- TwoLipsReviews.com

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Sometimes the biggest risk a lady can take is not battling an evil planetary emperor with questionable taste in muttonchops, but baring her heart to the alien she loves.  And his tail.

If you're a bounty-hunting floozy with a stellar rack, what do you do when an evil despot is hell-bent on your destruction?

Stage a coup of his planet, of course.

Juliet Lawrence's plans for defeating King Bob the Nefarious are going better than her relationship with hunky alien ship captain, Ragnar Manscape.  Oh, the sex is great.  His pecs and their laughs are top notch.  The meeting with his parents goes … somewhat worse.  It's always a bad sign when your boyfriend's folks choose the family spider over you.

The secret Juliet's been keeping from Ragnar doesn't help-uncomfortable conversations about "feelings" are not her forte. Fortunately, Juliet has lots of time to plot the downfall of King Bob's intergalactic concubine slave trade once Ragnar unceremoniously dumps her.

Can Juliet defeat King Assface with the help of her computer genius ex-boyfriend Erit, their flying toilet, and her brand new nun habit? Will Ragnar leave Juliet to the space wolves or go along with her crazy plan to topple a government using hair pins?  And can Juliet really have it all while maintaining bouncy, manageable hair?  Find out in RAGNAR AND JULIET 2:  CONCUBINE BOOGALOO, the sequel to RAGNAR AND JULIET, the book Just Erotic Romance Reviews called "… delightful! This book definitely goes in my re-read stack to keep me warm this winter!"

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